As we all know, Michael Moore doesn’t much like America. And despite being a Pillsbury Doughboy doppelganger, he’s not a fan of white people either. He does like arson and destruction. The corpulent commissar took to Twitter Friday to offer his constructive take on the violence in Minneapolis and elsewhere. So the overstuffed Chez is shouting rebellion from his lakeside Michigan mansion. In another Tweet he typed, “So we must rise up. We revolt. We remove Trump in a few months. White ppl - here’s your chance to take a stand against 401 yrs of this.” Gosh, thanks Sergeant Stay Puft. You gonna finish that bacon? Never mind … How should we proceed in this here rebellion? “Nonviolence. Harm no one, not even dirty murdering white cops.” Good, responsible counsel there. But, wait … Sure, arson isn’t violence. And helping yourself to a big screen TV from the rubble of Target is an important step in the grieving process. And in Moore’s bizarre moral universe, “Evil police,” and “dirty white cops” is the language of justice.