After three nights of portraying the United States under Donald Trump as an unrelenting hellscape, the Democratic National Convention on Thursday closed out with attempts at comedy. Seinfeld star Julia Louis-Dreyfus anchored the 9 PM with painful jokes attempting to get people to text the campaign: “An easy way to remember 30330 is that is the year Donald Trump will finally release his tax returns. If we all vote, there is nothing Facebook, Fox News, and Vladimir Putin can do to stop us.”  She continued, “30330. That would be the President's golf score if he didn't cheat. Okay. Look, I'll admit that was a little nasty, but we all know he's a cheater. And I'm proud to be a nasty, nasty woman.” Speaking of cheating, alleged sexual predator Bill Clinton spoke at the Democratic convention on Wednesday night. (Dreyfus gave $600 to Bill Clinton in 1992.)     There was also this cringe-y exchange between Dreyfus and Andrew Yang, attempting to make fun of Vice President Mike Pence:  JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS: What did you think of kamala Harris's speech last night?  ANDREW YANG:  It was tremendous. I was so happy for her.  DREYFUS: Me, too. She was fabulous. I cannot wait to see her debate our current vice president Micah Pints. .  YANG: It is pronounced Ponce I believe.  DREYFUS:  Oh, some kind of weird foreign name.  YANG: Not very American sounding.  DREYFUS: Yeah, that’s what people are saying. Strongly.  There were no commercials on MSNBC during the 9 PM hour. But on CNN, Volkswagen sponsored the DNC. Click on the link to let them know what you think.  A partial transcript is below. Click "expand" to read more.  Democratic National Convention 8/20/2020 JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS: What did you think of kamala Harris's speech last night?  ANDREW YANG:  It was tremendous. I was so happy for her.  DREYFUS: Me, too. She was fabulous. I cannot wait to see her debate our current vice president Micah Pints. .  YANG: It is pronounced Ponce I believe.  DREYFUS:  Oh, some kind of weird foreign name.  YANG: Not very American sounding.  DREYFUS: Yeah, that’s what people are saying. Strongly.  LOUIS-DREYFUS: I am so excited that just in a little while we'll hear from Joe Biden about his plans for America. Plans for an economy that helps small businesses, not just billionares and plans to raise the wages for the nurses and teachers and grocery workers that are getting us through this crisis. God love ‘em. So, how can you help Joe? It’s super simple. Vote! Right now, you can text vote to 30330 to learn about all of your voting options and make the best plan for how to vote in your community, whereever you are. An easy way to remember 30330 is that is the year Donald Trump will finally release his tax returns. If we all vote, there is nothing Facebook, Fox News, and Vladimir Putin can do to stop us. But first let's reaffirm the all American values that our party and Joe Biden stand for.  ... LOUIS-DREYFUS: To find out everything you need to know about mail-in ballots, your polling place, or even just “am I registered,” text vote to 30330. 30330. That would be the president's golf score if he didn't cheat. Okay. Look, I'll admit that was a little nasty, but we all know he's a cheater. And I'm proud to be a nasty, nasty woman.